Fake / Real

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.



FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM



FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'



FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you



FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours



FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you



FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you



FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'



FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life



FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you



FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!



If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.


First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing! Second, if I don't get this back I understand...







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