Timepass Short Jokes

Timepass Short Jokes

(1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"

(2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,

The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"

The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"

(3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?

He didn't want to talk to her!!!

(4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?

He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!

(5) Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?",

The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"

(6) Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?

They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!

A programmer

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool."