10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven.But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen andpay strict attention to every word you say,talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand --and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating.In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak andthe neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his carfor his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and womanbecome as one; the trouble starts whenthey try to decide which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awakeall night thinking about something yousaid. After marriage, he will fall asleepbefore you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome,understanding, economical and a consideratelover, but again, the law allows onlyone husband.
Commandment 10. Man is incomplete until he marries.After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment story. A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven.But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen andpay strict attention to every word you say,talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand --and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating.In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak andthe neighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his carfor his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and womanbecome as one; the trouble starts whenthey try to decide which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awakeall night thinking about something yousaid. After marriage, he will fall asleepbefore you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome,understanding, economical and a consideratelover, but again, the law allows onlyone husband.
Commandment 10. Man is incomplete until he marries.After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment story. A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
