Men vs. Women
What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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Aish - Abhi expecting the birth of twin daughters
Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are to use the awesome astrology of this Friday's full moon to announce they are expecting the birth of twin daughters in February next year.
The day has been chosen because of unique astrological aspects that cross their personal natal charts indicating great beginings and future joys.
Friday's lunation also includes a moon/jupiter conjunction in Aishwarya's fourth house of kith and kin and falls close to her husband's Sagittarius/Capricorn ascendant.
The happy couple have just returned home from the Cannes Film Festival where Aishwarya was unable to do much PR work publicising her new movie after doctors told her to take it easy.
And the first thing she and husband Abhishek did on their return home was to pay a visit to Mumbai's famous Siddhivinayak temple early this morning to take part in Aarti, in an act of joy and thanksgiving ahead of a planned announcement at the start of the weekend.
Sources close to the former Miss World and famous Bollywood actress today said Aishwarya would wait for the results of a scan later tomorrow before releasing a statement.
The couple are said to be 'over the moon' and looking forward to the next generation of their awesome movie lineage.
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