ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!





Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.



From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?



To this Arthur Ashe replied:



" The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis,


500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam,


50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,


when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.


And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "





Happiness keeps you Sweet,

Trials keep you Strong,

Sorrow keeps you Human,

Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

SACHIN's Wonderful Innings.... Have a Look....

Sachin Tendulkar slogs Brad Hogg over midwicket, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar cracks another wide one away, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar cuts Brad Hogg for four, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Another Test half-century for Sachin Tendulkar, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar launched a stunning attack on the spinners, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar was a picture of confidence on day one, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar reached a quite brilliant 39th Test hundred, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar raised his 39th Test hundred during a 126-run stand with VVS Laxman, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

Well done us: VVS Laxman, who added 126 with Sachin Tendulkar, congratulates him on his hundred, Australia v India, 4th Test, Adelaide, 1st day, January 24, 2008

You Create Your Future

If you stop and think about it, what we call the "future" is really only a product of our imagination. Each of us imagines the future out of our hopes and fears. If we feel good about ourselves, then we tend to focus on our hopes and dreams. On the other hand, if we don't feel good about ourselves,
we project our fears into the picture of the future, which we view in our heads.


Too often, we tend to focus on worst case scenarios of what might happen to us. Unfortunately, the more we focus on this and visualize the awful events that we imagine in our heads, the more likely they will come to pass.


However, if you can begin to imagine a more enjoyable, fulfilling and desirable "future" and to picture it on a regular basis, you will find yourself drawn toward bringing this "future" into being.


Once you believe that this vision of your "future" is possible, then you can really commit to creating it and you'll begin to take action. As you see yourself acting with greater optimism, enthusiasm, and purpose, you will become like a magnet, attracting into your life the ideas, people, resources and opportunities
that you need to bring about this vision.

Timepass Short Jokes

Timepass Short Jokes

(1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"

(2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,

The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"

The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"

(3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?

He didn't want to talk to her!!!

(4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?

He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!

(5) Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?",

The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"

(6) Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?

They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!

When you meet Acquaintances / Friends...

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding......





9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

KERELA's Unseen PARADISE

Unknown Feelings

Tips To Know If He / She Loves You

Here are some useful tips to know whether your mate/partner or lover really loves you or not:

A very obvious one when he takes interests in your matters like work
schedule, it means he is really concerned with you and loves you.

Whenever a guy keeps a track on your habits, remembers whatever you
do and say simply indicates his love for you.

When a guy wants to spend more time with you, dates out with you at
places of your choice and shares your favorite pastimes then he
is madly in love with you.

If he gives more importance to his friends even if you are sick or in need
of him shows his lack of interest in you.

Changing of topic when you discuss about your future with him is not a good
sign of a healthy relationship with your love.

If he doesn't want to spend time with you or don't ever want to go out with
you in public and never introduces you to his friends mean he does not love you.

When he calls you or messages you just to chitchat with you means he deeply
loves you and was finding any reason to talk to you.

If he is really concerned about you and loves you then he would always take
out time from his busy schedule.

When he keeps looking at you when you are around and suddenly takes off his
eyes when you look at him shows he is in love with you.

When he praises about you to his friends, family and others means
he truly loves you.

His every action will make you believe he loves you.

If he changes his plans or cancels them last minute then he is surely avoiding you.

If he is trying to be friendly with you and tries to make an effort
to know more about you shows signs of love for you.

You can make out from a person's eyes. The person in love with you has
special shine in his eyes when he is talking to you.

YOURS BIRTHDATE WILL TELLS ABOUT U.....

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?


Your Life

You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient

and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life.

Your Love

You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your __ex-pression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.




Is your birthday day 2 of the month?

Your Life

You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance for self-control problem.

Your Love

Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.




Is your birthday day 3 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are innocent and romantic but your __ex-pression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient.

Your Love

Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence

might lead you to the track your parents disagree.




Is your birthday day 4 of the month?

Your Life

You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.

Your Love

Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.




Is your birthday day 5 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.

Your Love

Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.




Is your birthday day 6 of the month?

Your Life

You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.

Your Love

Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship. Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness to your couple.




Is your birthday day 7 of the month?

Your Life

You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence.

Your Love

You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly.




Is your birthday day 8 of the month?

Your Life

You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.

Your Love

Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts.




Is your birthday day 9 of the month?

Your Life

You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don't know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don't really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality.

Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.

Your Love

You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children.




Is your birthday day 10 of the month?

Your Life

You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it with

others. You are always well dressed.

Your Love

You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows your relationship.




Is your birthday day 11 of the month?

Your Life

You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.

Your Love

You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you love.




Is your birthday day 12 of the month?

Your Life

You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.

Your Love

You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quickly.




Is your birthday day 13 of the month?

Your Life

You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too straightforward.

Your Love

Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person. Eventhough you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are, especially in the eyes of opposite sex.




Is your birthday day 14 of the month?

Your Life

You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination is

unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across.

Your Love

You will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's no getting back.




Is your birthday day 15 of the month?

Your Life

You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you

fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows.

Your Love

You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship.




Is your birthday day 16 of the month?

Your Life

You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart. Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make

your dream comes true.

Your Love

You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is not your style.




Is your birthday day 17 of the month?

Your Life

You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others' life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish and not very attractive in that sense.

Your Love

Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great.You often find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose only one.




Is your birthday day 18 of the month?

Your Life

At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard to be around.

Your Love

You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity makes you very attractive.




Is your birthday day 19 of the month?

Your Life

You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong path. You are a free bird and want to lead your

own life.

Your Love

You love life is rather different from others'. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after that, you will make up in a way that surprises others.




Is your birthday day 20 of the month?

Your Life

You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You are patient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else.

Your Love

You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity doesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown relationship.




Is your birthday day 21 of the month?

Your Life

You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like while your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under turbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your heart.




Is your birthday day 22 of the month?

Your Life

You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you for your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn. You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual.

Your Love

You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won't let them get away without having hard time.




Is your birthday day 23 of the month?

Your Life

You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on.

Your Love

Because you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not realize it.




Is your birthday day 24 of the month?

Your Life

You are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.

Your Love

Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming and

romantic.




Is your birthday day 25 of the month?

Your Life

You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success.

Your Love

You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love one

more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential

to get married young.




Is your birthday day 26 of the month?

Your Life

You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the way you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement is what you are after.

Your Love

You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next one.




Is your birthday day 27 of the month?

Your Life

You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person.

Your Love

You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are emanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.




Is your birthday day 28 of the month?

Your Life

You are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability. This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love.




Is your birthday day 29 of the month?

Your Life

You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you.

Your Love

You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover.

Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.




Is your birthday day 30 of the month? Your Life

You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all, they love your qualities.

Your Love

You want to have full control of your love and that's not a nice way to treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly confident which might take ages.




Is your birthday day 31 of the month?

Your Life

Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously.

Your Love

You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner

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FRIENDSHIP IS FOR EVER

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Please appreciate "HER"......

Tomorrow you may propose a working woman,

but you should marry with these facts firmly grounded in your mind........




Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as
human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that
gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who
love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family
name,

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you
sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment
and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that
you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than
you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at
her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing
to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy,
unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like
yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows
in your entire house - Your unstinted support, Your sensitivities and most importantly - Your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......


Please appreciate "HER" ==========

How to make women happay

To make a woman happy ..... A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master

7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

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Hi...GOOD MORNING...Have a nice day....

Monkey Protest against Symonds

EYE DONATION NEEDED BEFORE 16TH JAN .....

India 's 3rd Test against Australia begins at Perth on 16th Jan'2008. Can someone find a pair of eyes for this blind man before that ???

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